the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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