East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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