Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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