dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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