the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
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Wipe that smile off your face.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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