i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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