dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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