i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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