Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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