our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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