Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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