Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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