Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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