Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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