Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
