There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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