Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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