That reminds me...we need to get swords
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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