Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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