She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I forget how to act sober
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