forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You can't special order awesome
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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