I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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