oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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