It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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