New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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