What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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