I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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