In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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