How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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