i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
two words: eviction party
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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