i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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