he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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