Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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