i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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