I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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