The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
