He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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