Your mouth is God's brothel.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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