chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
my poor anus
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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