When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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