as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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