i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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