I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
try to milk me bitch
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