Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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