jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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