sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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