i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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