Dual....:-)
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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