I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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