Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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