I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I cut my penus on the lid.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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