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(702): View more from Nevada

I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

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(415): View more from California

the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza

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(801): View more from Utah

we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha

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(203): View more from Connecticut

are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?

(203): View more from Connecticut

bc i get to see you. naked.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked

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(512): View more from Texas

want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.

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(361): View more from Texas

Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass

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(954): View more from Florida

Sex in the backyard? Check.

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